Osho Jokes

A patent medicine salesman at the fair was shouting his claims for his Rejuvenation Elixir. “If you don’t believe the label, just look at me,” he shouted. “I take it and I am 300 years old.” “Is he really that … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“You can go on changing the outer for lives and you will never be satisfied. Unless the inner changes, the outer can never be perfect.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

“I will bet anyone here that I can fire thirty shots at 200 yards and call each shot correctly without waiting for the marker. Who will wager a ten spot on this?” challenged Mulla Nasrudin in the teahouse. “I will … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“A musical oneness… such a deep love that it consumes your ego. There are not two persons in relationship but only a harmonious whole, an energy field.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

“What do you want with your old letters?” the girl asked her ex-boyfriend, Mulla Nasrudin. “I have given you back your ring. Do you think I am going to use your letters to sue you or something?” “OH, NO,” said … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“Well, Nasrudin, my boy,” said his uncle, “my congratulations! I hear you are engaged to one of the pretty Noyes twins.” “Rather!” replied Mulla Nasrudin, heartily. “But,” said his uncle, “how on earth do you manage to tell them apart?” … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin complained to the health department about his brothers. “I have got six brothers,” he said. “We all live in one room. They have too many pets. One has twelve monkeys and another has twelve dogs. There’s no air … Continue reading