Osho Jokes

“What do you want with your old letters?” the girl asked her ex-boyfriend, Mulla Nasrudin. “I have given you back your ring. Do you think I am going to use your letters to sue you or something?” “OH, NO,” said … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“Well, Nasrudin, my boy,” said his uncle, “my congratulations! I hear you are engaged to one of the pretty Noyes twins.” “Rather!” replied Mulla Nasrudin, heartily. “But,” said his uncle, “how on earth do you manage to tell them apart?” … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin complained to the health department about his brothers. “I have got six brothers,” he said. “We all live in one room. They have too many pets. One has twelve monkeys and another has twelve dogs. There’s no air … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“I am against all kinds of relationships. For example, I don’t like the word “friendship,” but I love the word “friendliness.” Friendliness is a quality in you, friendship again becomes a relationship.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

“What’s the best way to teach a girl to swim?” a friend asked Mulla Nasrudin. “First you put your left arm around her waist,” said the Mulla. “Then you gently take her left hand and…” “She’s my sister,” interrupted the … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“Dorothy, your boyfriend, Mulla Nasrudin, seems very bashful,” said Mama to her daughter. “Bashful!” echoed the daughter, “bashful is no name for it.” “Why don’t you encourage him a little more? Some men have to be taught how to do … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“Hell is our creation, and we create hell by trying to do the impossible. Heaven is our nature, it is our spontaneity. It is where we always are.” -Osho