Osho Jokes

During a religious meeting an attractive young widow leaned too far over the balcony and fell, but her dress caught on a chandelier and held her impended in mid-air. The preacher, of course, immediately noticed the woman’s predicament and called … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“Accept yourself as you are. And that is the most difficult thing in the world, because it goes against your training, education, your culture.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

I asked Mulla Nasruddin, “Nasruddin, I hear you just had an accident?” He said, “Yes, it was pretty bad, but I collected twenty thousand rupees, and my wife who was in the accident with me, got five thousand rupees.” I … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“If you work without love, you are working like a slave. When you work with love, you work like an emperor. Your work is your joy, your work is your dance.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

“What’s the idea of coming in here late every morning, Mulla?” asked the boss. “IT’S YOUR FAULT, SIR,” said Mulla Nasrudin. “YOU HAVE TRAINED ME SO THOROUGHLY NOT TO WATCH THE CLOCK IN THE OFFICE, NOW I AM IN THE … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“It is imperfect, and that’s why it is growing; if it was perfect it would have been dead. Growth is possible only if there is imperfection.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

A man who took his little girls to the amusement park noticed that Mulla Nasrudin kept riding the merry-go-round all afternoon. Once when the merry-go-round stopped, the Mulla rushed off, took a drink of water and headed back again. As … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“What’s the idea,” asked the boss of his new employee, Mulla Nasrudin, “of telling me you had five years’ experience, when now I find you never had a job before?” “WELL,” said Nasrudin, “DIDN’T YOU ADVERTISE FOR A MAN WITH … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“Life exists without rules; games cannot exist without rules. Only false religion has rules, because false religion is a game.” -Osho