Osho Quotes

“It is imperfect, and that’s why it is growing; if it was perfect it would have been dead. Growth is possible only if there is imperfection.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

A man who took his little girls to the amusement park noticed that Mulla Nasrudin kept riding the merry-go-round all afternoon. Once when the merry-go-round stopped, the Mulla rushed off, took a drink of water and headed back again. As … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“What’s the idea,” asked the boss of his new employee, Mulla Nasrudin, “of telling me you had five years’ experience, when now I find you never had a job before?” “WELL,” said Nasrudin, “DIDN’T YOU ADVERTISE FOR A MAN WITH … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“Life exists without rules; games cannot exist without rules. Only false religion has rules, because false religion is a game.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

A patent medicine salesman at the fair was shouting his claims for his Rejuvenation Elixir. “If you don’t believe the label, just look at me,” he shouted. “I take it and I am 300 years old.” “Is he really that … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“You can go on changing the outer for lives and you will never be satisfied. Unless the inner changes, the outer can never be perfect.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

“I will bet anyone here that I can fire thirty shots at 200 yards and call each shot correctly without waiting for the marker. Who will wager a ten spot on this?” challenged Mulla Nasrudin in the teahouse. “I will … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“A musical oneness… such a deep love that it consumes your ego. There are not two persons in relationship but only a harmonious whole, an energy field.” -Osho