Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasruddin had gone to see a play. A man was in such great love in the play, he was acting so romantically that Nasruddin said to his wife, “This man is a great actor.” The wife said, “And do … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

A psychiatrist once asked his patient, Mulla Nasruddin, if the latter suffered from fantasies of self-importance. ‘No,’ replied the Mulla.’On the contrary, I think of myself as much less than I really am.’

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin went to the psychiatrist and asked if the good doctor couldn’t split his personality. “Split your personality?” asked the doctor. “Why in heaven’s name do you want me to do a thing like that?” “BECAUSE,” said Nasrudin! “I … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

During a religious meeting an attractive young widow leaned too far over the balcony and fell, but her dress caught on a chandelier and held her impended in mid-air. The preacher, of course, immediately noticed the woman’s predicament and called … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“Accept yourself as you are. And that is the most difficult thing in the world, because it goes against your training, education, your culture.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

I asked Mulla Nasruddin, “Nasruddin, I hear you just had an accident?” He said, “Yes, it was pretty bad, but I collected twenty thousand rupees, and my wife who was in the accident with me, got five thousand rupees.” I … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“If you work without love, you are working like a slave. When you work with love, you work like an emperor. Your work is your joy, your work is your dance.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

“What’s the idea of coming in here late every morning, Mulla?” asked the boss. “IT’S YOUR FAULT, SIR,” said Mulla Nasrudin. “YOU HAVE TRAINED ME SO THOROUGHLY NOT TO WATCH THE CLOCK IN THE OFFICE, NOW I AM IN THE … Continue reading