Mulla Nasrudin came up to a preacher and said that he wanted to be transformed to the religious life totally. ”That’s fine,” said the preacher, ”but are you sure you are going to put aside all sin?”
”Yes Sir, I am through with sin,” said the Mulla.
”And are you going to pay up all your debts?” asked the preacher.
”NOW WAIT A MINUTE, PREACHER,” said Nasrudin, ”YOU AIN’T TALKING RELIGION NOW, YOU ARE TALKING BUSINESS.”