Mulla Nasrudin had been out speaking all day and returned home late at night, tired and weary.
”How did your speeches go today?” his wife asked.
”All right, I guess,” the Mulla said. ”But I am afraid some of the people in the audience didn’t understand some of the things I was saying.”
”What makes you think that?” his wife asked.
”BECAUSE,” whispered Mulla Nasrudin, ”I DON’T UNDERSTAND THEM MYSELF.”