Osho Jokes

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American,” You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin was stabbed by burglars. But before dying he wrote a note to his wife from the hospital. The last paragraph of it read: “I have been very fortunate because only the day before I had put all of … Continue reading

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Mulla Nasrudin, celebrating his 95th birthday was asked by a friend: “Don’t you hate growing old, Mulla?” “HECK, NO,”said Nasrudin. “IF I WASN’T GROWING OLD, I’D BE DEAD.”

Osho Jokes

The tourist was talking to Mulla Nasrudin who had just celebrated his 100th birthday. “And to what do you owe your great age?” he asked. “WELL, I AM NOT SURE YET,” said Nasrudin. “I AM DICKERING WITH A COUPLE OF … Continue reading

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A newspaperman was interviewing Mulla Nasrudin on his 105th birthday. He noticed that the Mulla was wearing a rabbit’s foot on his key chain. “You don’t mean to tell me,” said the newspaperman, “that a man of your experience still … Continue reading

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A newspaper reporter was interviewing Mulla Nasrudin on his 99th birthday. As he was shaking hands to leave, he said, “I hope I can come back next year and see you on your 100th birthday.” “I DON’T SEE WHY YOU … Continue reading

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A newspaper reporter was interviewing Mulla Nasrudin on his 100th birthday. “If you had your life to live over,” he asked, “do you think you would make the same mistakes again?” “CERTAINLY, ” said the old Mulla, “BUT I WOULD … Continue reading

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Mulla Nasrudin finally reached the age of 105. A newspaper reporter from town came out to take his picture and write a story about him. The reporter was talking to a neighbour about the old man and asked him, “How … Continue reading

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Mulla Nasrudin was talking to his lawyer about having his will drawn up. The lawyer asked him: “What’s to be different about this will?” “OH,” said Nasrudin, “I AM LEAVING EVERYTHING TO MY WIFE ON THE CONDITION THAT SHE MARRIES … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin, celebrating his 95th birthday was asked by a friend: “Don’t you hate growing old, Mulla?” “HECK, NO,”said Nasrudin. “IF I WASN’T GROWING OLD, I’D BE DEAD.”