Osho Jokes

“I will bet anyone here that I can fire thirty shots at 200 yards and call each shot correctly without waiting for the marker. Who will wager a ten spot on this?” challenged Mulla Nasrudin in the teahouse. “I will … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“What do you want with your old letters?” the girl asked her ex-boyfriend, Mulla Nasrudin. “I have given you back your ring. Do you think I am going to use your letters to sue you or something?” “OH, NO,” said … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“Well, Nasrudin, my boy,” said his uncle, “my congratulations! I hear you are engaged to one of the pretty Noyes twins.” “Rather!” replied Mulla Nasrudin, heartily. “But,” said his uncle, “how on earth do you manage to tell them apart?” … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin complained to the health department about his brothers. “I have got six brothers,” he said. “We all live in one room. They have too many pets. One has twelve monkeys and another has twelve dogs. There’s no air … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“What’s the best way to teach a girl to swim?” a friend asked Mulla Nasrudin. “First you put your left arm around her waist,” said the Mulla. “Then you gently take her left hand and…” “She’s my sister,” interrupted the … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“Dorothy, your boyfriend, Mulla Nasrudin, seems very bashful,” said Mama to her daughter. “Bashful!” echoed the daughter, “bashful is no name for it.” “Why don’t you encourage him a little more? Some men have to be taught how to do … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“There just is not any justice in this world,” said Mulla Nasrudin to a friend. “I used to be a 97-pound weakling, and whenever I went to the beach with my girl, this big 197-pound bully came over and kicked … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Before his death, Mulla Nasrudin wrote this will. “The law prescribes that my dependents must receive certain fixed proportions of my possessions and money. “I HAVE NOTHING: LET THIS BE DIVIDED ACCORDANCE WITH THE ARITHMETICAL FORMULAE OF THE LAW. THAT … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasruddin has applied for a job. The manager looked at him and did not feel that he’s even qualified to apply for it. He asked him, “Can you read and write?” Mulla Nasruddin said, “I cannot read, but I … Continue reading