Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasruddin and one of his friends had been drinking all evening in a bar. The friend finally passed out and fell to the floor. The Mulla called a doctor who rushed him to a hospital. When he came to, … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasruddin had gone to see a play. A man was in such great love in the play, he was acting so romantically that Nasruddin said to his wife, “This man is a great actor.” The wife said, “And do … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

A psychiatrist once asked his patient, Mulla Nasruddin, if the latter suffered from fantasies of self-importance. ‘No,’ replied the Mulla.’On the contrary, I think of myself as much less than I really am.’

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin went to the psychiatrist and asked if the good doctor couldn’t split his personality. “Split your personality?” asked the doctor. “Why in heaven’s name do you want me to do a thing like that?” “BECAUSE,” said Nasrudin! “I … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

During a religious meeting an attractive young widow leaned too far over the balcony and fell, but her dress caught on a chandelier and held her impended in mid-air. The preacher, of course, immediately noticed the woman’s predicament and called … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

I asked Mulla Nasruddin, “Nasruddin, I hear you just had an accident?” He said, “Yes, it was pretty bad, but I collected twenty thousand rupees, and my wife who was in the accident with me, got five thousand rupees.” I … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“What’s the idea of coming in here late every morning, Mulla?” asked the boss. “IT’S YOUR FAULT, SIR,” said Mulla Nasrudin. “YOU HAVE TRAINED ME SO THOROUGHLY NOT TO WATCH THE CLOCK IN THE OFFICE, NOW I AM IN THE … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

A man who took his little girls to the amusement park noticed that Mulla Nasrudin kept riding the merry-go-round all afternoon. Once when the merry-go-round stopped, the Mulla rushed off, took a drink of water and headed back again. As … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“What’s the idea,” asked the boss of his new employee, Mulla Nasrudin, “of telling me you had five years’ experience, when now I find you never had a job before?” “WELL,” said Nasrudin, “DIDN’T YOU ADVERTISE FOR A MAN WITH … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

A patent medicine salesman at the fair was shouting his claims for his Rejuvenation Elixir. “If you don’t believe the label, just look at me,” he shouted. “I take it and I am 300 years old.” “Is he really that … Continue reading