Osho Jokes

“This sure is a lousy party,” a guest at a cocktail party said to Mulla Nasrudin, who was next to him. “I am going to finish this one and then get out of here.” “I WOULD TOO,” said Nasrudin, “BUT … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“Millions of people are suffering: they want to be loved but they don’t know how to love. And love cannot exist as a monologue; it is a dialogue, a very harmonious dialogue.” -Osho

Osho Quotes

“Sadness comes, joy comes, and everything passes by. What remains always is the witness. The witness is beyond all polarities.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

A guest at a concert turned to Mulla Nasrudin sitting next to him and criticised the voice of the woman who was singing. “What a terrible voice,” he said. “Do you know who she is?” “Yes,” said the Mulla. “She’s … Continue reading

Osho Quotes on Ecstasy

Osho Quotes

“Find ecstasy within yourself. It is not out there. It is in your innermost flowering. The one you are looking for is you.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

“It certainly is hard,” said the sad individual “to love one’s relatives.” “HARD? ” said Nasrudin. “HARD? IT IS PRACTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!”

Osho Quotes

“The truth is that existence wants your life to become a festival because when you are unhappy, you also throw unhappiness all around.” -Osho

Osho Quotes

“Joy is spiritual. It is different, totally different from pleasure or happiness. It has nothing to do with the outside, with the other, it is an inner phenomenon.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

The editor of the local newspaper was beside himself. He said to Mulla Nasrudin in the teahouse: “What are we going to do for our front page tonight? Nothing scandalous has happened in town for almost twenty-four hours!” “TAKE IT … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“This sure is a lousy party,” a guest at a cocktail party said to Mulla Nasrudin, who was next to him. “I am going to finish this one and then get out of here.” “I WOULD TOO,” said Nasrudin, “BUT … Continue reading