Osho Quotes

“People say love is blind because they do not know what love is. I say unto you, only love has eyes; other than love, everything is blind.” -Osho

Osho Quotes

“Find ecstasy within yourself. It is not out there. It is in your innermost flowering. The one you are looking for is you.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

A friend gave a bottle of cheap liquor to Mulla Nasrudin as a birthday present. Later he asked the Mulla how it was. “It was just exactly right,” said the Mulla. “What do you mean just right?” asked the friend. … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin was bragging to his friend about his family. “When I go home at night,” he said, “everything is ready for me, my slippers, my pipe, the easy chair in the corner with the light turned on, my book … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin was weeping and complaining in a bar. “I don’t have anything to worry about,” he said. “My wife takes care of my money. My mother-in-law tends to my business. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS WORK.”

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin had just bought a dog and was bragging about his good points to a friend. “He is not what you would call a pedigree dog,” said the Mulla, “but no prowler could come near the house without him … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin said to a man sitting next to him in a bar, “one drink always makes me drunk.” “Really?” asked the stranger, “only one?” “YES,” said the Mulla. “AND IT’S USUALLY THE SIXTH.”

Osho jokes

The parents-teachers association meeting was becoming rather spirited as the question of male versus female teachers was being discussed. “I say that women make the best teachers,” said one large and noisy woman. “Where would man be if it were … Continue reading