Osho Quotes

“The world is against individuality. It is against your being just your natural self. It wants you just to be a robot, and because you have agreed to be a robot you are in trouble. You are not a robot.” … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“You feel good, you feel bad, and these feelings are bubbling from your own unconsciousness, from your own past. Nobody is responsible except you. Nobody can make you angry, and nobody can make you happy.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin came home and was told by his wife that the cook had quit. “Again?” moaned the Mulla. “What was the matter this time?” “You were!” said his wife. “She said you used insulting language to her over the … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin was telling his friends in the tavern one day about his family. “Nine boys,” he said, “and all good, except Abdul. HE LEARNED TO READ.”

Osho Jokes

The bus was crowded when the little old lady got on, and Mulla Nasrudin stood up. She pushed the Mulla back gently and said, “No, thanks.” Nasrudin tried to rise again and she pushed him back a second time. Finally, … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“To me there is nothing more sacred than love and laughter, and there is nothing more prayerful than playfulness.” –Osho

Osho Jokes

A well-known dead-beat caught Mulla Nasrudin on the street one day before the Mulla could duck. “I am really in a jam and need money,” he said to the Mulla,” and I have not any idea where I am going … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin thought he was going to die with a toothache. He asked his friend, “What can I do to relieve the pain?” “I will tell you what I do,” his friend said. “When I have a toothache, or a … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“Oh, what a funny-looking cow,” the young city-girl said to Mulla Nasrudin. “There are many reasons,” said Nasrudin, “why a cow does not have horns. Some do not grow them until late in life. Others are dehorned. Some breeds are … Continue reading