Osho Quotes

“The future of humanity will move closer and closer toward the approach of Zen, because the meeting of the East and West is possible only through something like Zen, which is earthly and yet unearthly.” – Osho

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin was talking to a friend about his recently broken romance. “Do you mean,” asked the friend, “that at her request, you gave up drinking, and smoking, and gambling, and dancing, and playing pool?” “Yes, just because she insisted,” … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“If you can become a mirror you have become a meditator. Meditation is nothing but skill in mirroring. And now, no word moves inside you so there is no distraction.” – Osho

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin’s mother, worrying about her son’s safety, said to him: “Didn’t I say you should not let that girl come over to your room last night? You know how things like that worry me.” “But I didn’t invite her … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“Philosophers are never happy here. Now is not their time, and here is not their space. They live there, they live somewhere else.” – Osho

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin had been calling on his girlfriend for over a year. One evening the girl’s father stopped him as he was leaving and asked, “Look here, young man, you have been seeing my daughter for a year now, and … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“Well, young man, I understand you want to become my son-in-law,” said the father to his daughter’s boyfriend, Mulla Nasrudin. “NO, SIR, NOT EXACTLY,” replied Nasrudin. “BUT IF I MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER, I DON’T SEE HOW I CAN GET OUT … Continue reading

Osho Quotes on Love

Osho Quotes

“Everything starts with love, remember; Love is the ultimate law. Then prayer, mercy, grace, follow of their own accord.” -Osho

Osho Quotes

“Zen is the only religion in the world that teaches sudden enlightenment. It says that enlightenment takes no time, it can happen in a single, split second.” – Osho