Osho Jokes

“Darling,” said the young woman,”I could die for your sake.” “YOU ARE ALWAYS PROMISING THAT,” said Mulla Nasrudin, “BUT YOU NEVER DO IT.”

Osho Quotes

“The moment you enter into the world of words you start falling away from that which is. The more you enter into language, the farther you are away from existence.” – Osho

Osho Jokes

The young lady became angry with her boyfriend, Mulla Nasrudin, and said, “You are a perfect dope!” “DON’T TRY FLATTERY,” said Nasrudin. “NONE OF US IS PERFECT!”

Osho Jokes

“Darling,” said the young woman,”I could die for your sake.” “YOU ARE ALWAYS PROMISING THAT,” said Mulla Nasrudin, “BUT YOU NEVER DO IT.”

Osho Quotes

“You become that which you think you are. Or, it is not that you become it, but that the idea gets very deeply rooted – and that’s what all conditioning is.” – Osho

Osho Jokes

One night, Mulla Nasrudin’s father noticed a light in his barn. He went to see what it was all about and he found Nasrudin with a lantern, all dressed up. “What are you doing all dressed up and with that … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

A girlfriend at a cocktail party said to Mulla Nasrudin, “I keep hearing you use the word ‘idiot;’ I hope you are not referring to me.” “DON’T BE SO CONCEITED,” said the Mulla. “AS IF THERE WERE NO OTHER IDIOTS … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“How can one become enlightened? One can, because one is enlightened – one just has to recognize the fact.” – Osho

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin sat fishing in a bucket of water. A visitor, wishing to be friendly, asked, “How many have you caught?” “YOU ARE THE NINTH,” said Nasrudin.