Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin stopped the doctor on the street one summer day. “You remember when you cured my rheumatism ten years ago, Doctor,” asked the Mulla, “and told me not to get wet?” “Y-e-s, Yes, I remember,” said the doctor. “WELL, … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

The clerk was waiting on a customer, Mulla Nasrudin, at the meat counter, when a woman pushed herself ahead of the Mulla and said, “Give me a pound Or cat food, quick, I am in a hurry.” Then she turned … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

A man and wife checked in at a resort hotel. After cleaning up, the lady forgot to turn off the faucets in the bathroom. Half an hour later, Mulla Nasrudin, the guest in the room directly under them, opened his … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

The burglar was not only carrying a mean-looking gun, he also appeared to be drunk. “Get ready to die,” he said to Mulla Nasrudin. “I am going to shoot you.” “Why shoot me?” asked the Mulla. “I have always said … Continue reading

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Mulla Nasrudin’s wife played bridge wisely and according to the rules. Mulla Nasrudin boasted of knowing no rules. However, one evening, he bid and made a grand slam, doubled and redoubled. Excitedly he said to his wife, “See, you thought … Continue reading

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As usual, Mulla Nasrudin showed up for supper with dirty hands and a dirty face. “Go wash up,” his wife screamed at him. “Night after night I tell you. And night after night you always come to the table without … Continue reading

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Mulla Nasrudin limped into a doctor’s office with a badly swollen ankle. “Goodness, Man,” said the doctor, after looking at Nasrudin’s ankle, “how long has it been in this condition?” “About three weeks,” said the Mulla. “Why, this ankle is … Continue reading

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Mulla Nasrudin called on the minister and told him a distressing story of poverty and misery in the neighborhood. “This poor widow,” said the Mulla, “with four starving children to feed, is sick in bed with no money for the … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin: “A pack of cigarettes, please.” Clerk: “Yes, Sir, regular or king size?” Nasrudin: “King size.” Clerk: “Filter or plain?” Nasrudin: “Filter.” Clerk: “Menthol or non-menthol?” Nasrudin: “Non-menthol.” Clerk: “Pack or box?” Nasrudin: “Box.” Clerk: “Turkish blend or — … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“Where have you been for the last two hours?” demanded the man’s wife. “I MET MULLA NASRUDIN IN FRONT OF THE POST OFFICE AND MADE THE MISTAKE OF ASKING HIM HOW HE WAS FEELING,” said the man.