Osho Jokes

Parking space A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting to attend and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven, she said, “Lord, take pity on me. If you find … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“If you are absolutely without mind, just pure consciousness, time stops completely, disappears, leaving no trace behind.” –Osho

Osho Jokes

Getting a tan Claire, a rather well-proportioned woman, decided during her vacation to take a sunbath on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the next, she decided that no one could … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Lethal food A dietician addresses a large audience in Chicago. Warming up his theme, he says: “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“All that is great cannot be possessed – and that is one of the most foolish things man goes on doing. We want to possess.” –Osho