Osho Quotes

“Each person comes into this world with a specific destiny — he has something to fulfill, some message has to be delivered, some work has to be completed. You are not here accidentally — you are here meaningfully. There is … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“The moment you become miserable you are closed to the basic phenomenon of life: expansion, sharing. The moment you start clinging to things, you have missed the target–you have missed. Because things are not the target, you, your innermost being, … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Bunny rabbit meets snake One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose. “Oh please excuse me,” said the bunny. I didn’t mean … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Psychic Hotline Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the report about one frog who called the Psychic Hotline: The frog asks the psychic, “When will I find a girlfriend?” The psychic … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Upcoming world’s best gunfighter In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world. He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“Each person comes into this world with a specific destiny – he or she has something to fulfill, some message that has to be delivered, some work that has to be completed. You are not here accidentally – you are … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Sensitive issue Tyler, who had spent his whole life living in a desert, visits a friend in Phoenix for the first time. He’s never seen a train or the tracks they run on in his entire life. Taking a walk … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Long hair A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his father when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a deal with his son: “You bring your grades up from … Continue reading