Osho Quotes

“Enlightenment is the understanding that this is all, that this is perfect, that this is it. Enlightenment is not an achievement, it is an understanding that there is nothing to achieve, nowhere to go.” – Osho

Osho Quotes

“Yes, when you see for the first time, a great laughter arises in you – the laughter about the whole ridiculousness of your misery, the laughter about the whole foolishness of your problems, the laughter about the whole absurdity of … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“If you can bring your consciousness, your awareness, your intelligence to the act, if you can be spontaneous, then there is no need for any other religion, life itself will be the religion.” – Osho

Osho Quotes

“You feel good, you feel bad, and these feelings are bubbling from your own unconsciousness, from your own past. Nobody is responsible except you. Nobody can make you angry, and nobody can make you happy.” – Osho

Osho Jokes

On the third day… After my husband and I had a huge argument, we ended up not talking to each other for days. Finally, on the third day, as he was frantically looking for a clean shirt, he asked where … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

The new carpet Bruce was laying down new carpeting in a woman’s home. As he was finished, he got a craving for a cigarette. He looked around and discovered that his cigarettes were missing. He did, however, notice a bump … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

A man and a woman A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few … Continue reading