Osho Jokes

Blue silk pajamas Arnold calls home to his wife, Claire. He says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“To be a happy person, one has to drop all comparison. Drop all these stupid ideas of being superior and inferior. You are neither superior nor inferior. You are simply yourself! There exists no one like you, no one with … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Thankfulness A Rabbi was having a one-on-one talk with a precocious six-year-old boy. “So, Moishe, your mother says your prayers for you each night? That’s very commendable. What does she say?” Little Moishe replied, “Thank God he’s in bed!”

Osho Quotes

“I love life. That’s why I give teachings of celebration, celebrate everything. From body to soul, physical to spiritual, sex to superconsciousness, everything is divine for me.” -Osho

Osho Quotes on Ecstasy

Osho Quotes

“Find ecstasy within yourself. It is not out there. It is in your innermost flowering. The one you are looking for is you.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

Smart baby Two babies were sitting in their cribs. Suddenly one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling. “What do you mean, you don’t know?” … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Unacceptable Tax Return A man has been found with a fine grasp of the basic underlying problems of our society. The IRS has returned a Tax Return to a man in Kansas City after he apparently answered one of the … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“Never be ashamed of your tears. Be proud that you are still natural. Be proud that you can express the inexpressible through your tears.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

Tequila shots A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He’s slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“If you suffer it is because of you, if you feel blissful it is because of you. Nobody else is responsible – only you and you alone. You are your hell and your heaven too.” -Osho