Osho Quotes

“You are being taught everything, but you are not being taught to be yourself. This is the ugliest form of society possible, because it makes everybody miserable.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

An honest lawyer Two lawyers were in a coffee shop talking. One of the lawyers’ name was Thomas Strange. After a while their conversation became rather morbid, and they started to talk about what they were going to have on … Continue reading

Osho Quotes on Life

Osho Quotes

“It is a strange thing, that every child is born with a closed hand, and every body dies with an open hand.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

Excellent timing Connor, the young Irish dude walked into the local welfare office… with his pants hanging half down off his butt, two golden front teeth, and a half-inch thick gold chain around his neck to pick up his check. … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“Truth is not to be found outside. No teacher, no scripture can give it to you. It is inside you and if you wish to attain it, seek your own company. Be with yourself.” -Osho

Osho Quotes

“You need either to create something or to discover something. Either bring your potential to actuality or go inwards to find yourself, but do something with your freedom.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

The new CEO A large outsourcing company in Delhi, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired Abir as a new CEO. Feeling heady as the new boss, Abir is determined to demonstrate his decision-making ability and wants to immediately … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

What’s with the ostrich? A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man says, “I’ll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,” and … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Contacts A policeman stops Brenda, an elderly lady, and asks for her driving license. He looks at the license and says, “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” Brenda, slightly miffed, explains, “Well, I have contacts.” Retorts … Continue reading