Osho Jokes

Giant Polish dockworker, Kraczewski, was considered by most of the longshoremen to be a great lover. They claimed he could make love to twenty girls in an hour. When some disbelieving seamen showed up, bets were made and the next … Continue reading

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Osho Quotes

“If you suffer it is because of you, if you feel blissful it is because of you. Nobody else is responsible – only you and you alone. You are your hell and you are your heaven too.” -OSHO

Osho Jokes

Olga Kowalski comes bouncing enthusiastically downstairs in her new Kung Fu outfit. Kowalski takes one look at her, and puts his hand over his face. “Good God, Olga!” groans Kowalski. “Now what are you doing?” “I’m taking Kung Fu lessons,” … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Farmer Jenkins had two cows, Daisy and Tinkerbell. One day he borrowed the bull from the next farm and instructed his farmhand, Jake, to watch and make sure that the bull did his job properly. That afternoon the local priest … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Young Father Feever finishes his training at the Bleeding Cross Jesuit Monastery, and moves to New York as the priest of the Immaculate Conception and Miraculous Resurrection Church. Feever soon discovers that one member of the congregation, Lucy Legs, is … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“The Truth Is That Existence Wants Your Life To Become A Festival Because When You Are Unhappy, You Also Throw Unhappiness All Around.” -OSHO

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Osho Quotes

I believe and trust in absolutely in existence… If there is any truth in  what I am saying, it will survive… I want people to know themselves, NOT to be according to someone else… And the way is..IN..! -OSHO

Osho Quotes

“The mind can’t see the reality, a mind can see only its own prejudices. It can see its every thing projections displayed on the screen of the world.” -Osho