Osho Quotes

“My effort is here to create bliss, not happiness. Happiness is If worthless; it depends on unhappiness. Bliss is transcendence; one moves beyond the duality of being happy and unhappy.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

One day Nasreddin borrows a pan from a neighbor and a few days later returns it back. The owner sees a smaller pan inside the pot as he opens the lid. Puzzled, the man asks Nasreddin what is it doing … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“The Universe is not punishing you or blessing you, The Universe is responding to the vibrational attitude that you are emitting.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

Nasreddin sat on a river bank when someone shouted to him from the opposite side, “Hey! How do I get across?” “You are across!” Nasruddin shouted back.

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin and his wife went to Israel for their holidays and visited a nightclub in Tel Aviv. A comedian was on the bill who did his whole act in Hebrew. Nasrudin’s wife sat through the comic’s act in silence, … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“How old are you, Mullah?” “Forty.” “But you said that two years ago when I asked.” “That’s right. I always stand by my word!”

Osho Jokes

Once, someone requested of Mulla Nasrudin: “Give me your ring as a memento, so that whenever I look at it I will remember you.” “Mulla replied: “You cannot have the ring. But whenever you want to remember me, just look … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

One day Mullah Nasruddin entered his favorite teahouse and said, “The moon is more useful than the sun.”  An old man asked, “Why mullah?”  Nasruddin replied, “We need the light more during the night than during the day.”

Osho Jokes

One day Mulla Nasrudin saw a crowd gathered around a pond. A Moslem priest with a huge turban on his head had fallen in the water and was calling for help. People were leaning over and saying, “Give me your … Continue reading