Osho Jokes

Nasrudin borrowed a pot from his friend. The next day, he gave the friend back the pot, plus another smaller pot. The friend looked at the small pot, and said, “What’s that?” “Your pot gave birth while I had it,” … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Nasrudin heard a knock at his door one night. He opened the door, and the man standing there said, “Mullah, can you help a brother out and provided me with some shelter for the night. I am God’s nephew.” “Oh, … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

One day, Mullah and his son went on a journey. Mullah preferred to let his son ride the donkey while he walked. Along the way, they passed some travelers. “Look at that healthy young boy on the donkey! That’s today’s … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

One day Mullah Nasreddin was sprinkling some powder on the ground around his house. “Mullah, what are you doing?” a neighbor asked. “I want to keep the tigers away.” “But there are no tigers within hundreds of miles.” “Effective, isn’t … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“Did you know I am a hero?” said Mulla Nasrudin to his friends in the teahouse. “How come you’re a hero?” asked someone. “Well, it was my girlfriend’s birthday,” said the Mulla, “and she said if I ever brought her … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“What’s the best way to teach a girl to swim?” a friend asked Mulla Nasrudin. “First you put your left arm around her waist,” said the Mulla. “Then you gently take her left hand and…” “She’s my sister,” interrupted the … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin finally spoke to his girlfriend’s father about marrying his daughter. “It’s a mere formality, I know,” said the Mulla, “but we thought you would be pleased if I asked.” “And where did you get the idea,” her father … Continue reading