Osho Jokes
“I can see in the dark.” boasted Mulla Nasrudin one day in the teahouse. “If that’s so, why do we sometimes see you carrying a light through the streets?” “ONLY TO PREVENT OTHER PEOPLE FROM COLLIDING WITH ME.”
Monthly Archives: January 2018
Osho Jokes
Mulla Nasrudin went to see a rich man. “Give me some money.” “Why?” “I want to buy an elephant. “If you have no money, you can’t afford to keep an elephant.” “I CAME HERE,” said Nasrudin, “TO GET MONEY, NOT … Continue reading
Osho Quotes
“Love has to be of the quality that gives freedom, not new chains for you; a love that gives you wings and supports you to fly as high as possible.” -Osho
Osho Jokes
Once Mulla Nasrudin gave his son this solid advice: “Nothing I say, Son, will keep you from drinking. You will go after the girls as well, no matter what I think. BUT WITH WOMEN, BOY, KEEP THIS THOUGHT OF YOUR … Continue reading
Outside you are free to act
Outside you are free to act Once it happened … I was going from one meeting to another meeting in Bombay, and one of my very close friends was driving me. And we came to a bistro, a beautiful place. … Continue reading
Osho Jokes
The Birmingham landlady wanted to please her lodger, Mulla Nasrudin, and the first day she gave him two slices of bread for his package lunch. The Mulla didn’t seem satisfied so she gave him four slices the next day and … Continue reading
Osho Quotes
“Hell is our creation, and we create hell by trying to do the impossible. Heaven is our nature, it is our spontaneity. It is where we always are.” -Osho
Osho Quotes
“If you work without love, you are working like a slave. When you work with love, you work like an emperor. Your work is your joy, your work is your dance.” -Osho
Osho Jokes
After each drink Mulla Nasrudin took a frog from his pocket, put it on the bar counter and stared at it. Eventually the barman asked him what he was up to. “You see,” said the Mulla, “so long as I … Continue reading