Osho Jokes

Once I heard that Mulla Nasruddin had become a communist. I know him… I was a little puzzled. This was a miracle! I know his possessiveness. So I asked him, “Mulla, do you know what communism means?” He said, “I … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

It once happened: A well-known priest came to a rest home. He tied his horse under a tree and went in to rest. Mulla Nasruddin happened to be looking on. The priest was known to be attached to his horse, … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

One day I saw Nasruddin teaching his wife how to drive. He stood at the edge of the road, well away from his wife, who sat at the wheel of the car. He was shouting out instructions: “Press the clutch! … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“Love is always an experience in the present. You don’t love tomorrow. Love has nothing to do with yesterdays and tomorrows. Love knows only one time: now And only one place: here.” -Osho

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Osho Quotes

“Don’t swim against the current. Stay in the river, become the river; and the river is already going to the sea. This is the great teaching.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

A guy was getting really involved with his girlfriend, so he went to a tattoo parlor and got her name tattooed on his penis.When his penis was at erect it said “Wendy”, and when it was limp it says “Wy”. … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, “Honey, my hands are freezing!” She says, “Well put … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.” James replied, “My wife loves this beard, … Continue reading