A young woman sannyasin went to the chemist and said to the man behind the counter, “I want twelve condoms, please.” “What size would you like?” asked the man. “Oh, assorted sizes,” replied the young woman. “I’m going to a … Continue reading →

One night a great storm was raging; the wind was lashing waves up against the rocks and a boat foundered near the lighthouse. There was only one survivor, a Rajneesh sannyasin. The sannyasin, after swimming and sinking and swimming and … Continue reading →

A man walks into an optometrist’s office holding a cardboard box. He hands it to the optometrist who opens it and upon seeing its contents exclaims, “WOW! That’s the biggest turd I’ve ever seen!” “Isn’t it a beauty? I did … Continue reading →

One night a great storm was raging; the wind was lashing waves up against the rocks and a boat foundered near the lighthouse. There was only one survivor, a Rajneesh sannyasin. The sannyasin, after swimming and sinking and swimming and … Continue reading →

The big game hunter was telling about his adventures to a group of sannyasins. In describing some of his exciting experiences in Africa he said, “One night I remember being wakened by a great roaring noise. I jumped up and … Continue reading →

A man went to see his doctor because he was feeling under the weather. The doctor asked the usual questions such as had the man been drinking or eating too much. ‘No,’ said the man. ‘Well, perhaps you have had … Continue reading →