Osho Jokes

After three weeks of marriage she accused Mulla Nasrudin of not loving her as much as he did when they were first married. “You used to get up and light the FIRE every morning,” she said. “And now you let … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin was round at his fiancee’s home, having a serious talk with her father. “Sir, I’d like to marry your daughter,” he announced. His girl’s father looked at him. “Have you seen my wife yet?” he asked. “OH, YES … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“I don’t know why your father does not like me,” she said to Mulla Nasrudin at their wedding reception. “Neither do I,” replied Nasrudin. “AFTER ALL, MONEY, BRAINS AND LOOKS ARE NOT EVERYTHING.”

Osho Jokes

Returning from his holiday, Mulla Nasrudin asked for two weeks more in which to get married. “But you just had two weeks off,” said the boss. “Why didn’t you get married then?” “WHAT, AND RUIN MY HOLIDAY?”

Osho Quotes

“Each is unique and incomparable—you are just yourself; nobody has ever been like you and nobody will ever be like you. And you need not be like anybody else, either.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin was in the home of his fiancee, being given the once-over by her parents. “Tell me young man,” said his potential mother-in-law, “if my daughter marries you, and I give her a substantial dowry, what have you to … Continue reading