Osho Jokes

“Now that we are married,” she said to Mulla Nasrudin, “perhaps I can point out a FEW OF YOUR defects.” “Don’t bother, dear,” replied Nasrudin. “I KNOW ALL ABOUT THEM. IT’S THOSE DEFECTS THAT KEPT ME FROM GETTING A BETTER … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

They had been married three months, and she said, “Are you satisfied with our married life, Mulla?” “Yes,” replied Nasrudin. “I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF IT.”

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Osho Quotes

“There is no other space, no other time. This moment is all. In this moment the whole existence converges, in this moment all is available.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

It was their first quarrel. The Mulla was coming off worst until he brought his bride’s family into the argument. “Your father is an old drunkard,” he stated with venom. “Your mother is a nagger. and your brother is an … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

“Do you believe that the moonlight makes people silly, Mulla?” asked the bride after the honeymoon. “Yes Dear,” remarked Mulla Nasrudin from behind his evening paper. “I PROPOSED TO YOU IN THE MOONLIGHT.”

Osho Quotes

“God is the name given by theologians to something they know nothing about. There is no God; the whole existence is made of the stuff called love.” -Osho