Osho Quotes

“When you are so wrapped up in seeking pleasure you cannot love, because the person who seeks pleasure uses the other as a means.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin was testifying in Court. He noticed that everything he was being taken down by the court reporter. As he went along, he began talking faster and still faster. Finally, the reporter was frantic to keep up with him. … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“Move within, but don’t move the way fear makes you move”—it is so beautiful. Don’t move the way fear makes you move. Move the way love makes you move. Move the way joy makes you move—not out of fear,” -Osho

Osho Jokes

I have heard about the Polack Pope: He was aboard a plane and the pilot said, “It is unfortunate that out of the four engines one has stopped working, but there is no need to worry. Three engines are more … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

As the boat was sinking, the skipper called out, “Does anyone know how to pray?” “I do,” replied pope the polack, who was on board the ship. “Okay, go ahead and pray,” said the captain. “The rest of us will … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Rodney, the eldest son of a respectable Boston family, announced to his shocked father that he intended to live with his swishy boyfriend on Beacon Hill. “Damn it, Rodney,” the parent responded, “our family came over with John Winthrop, and … Continue reading