Osho Jokes

“Are you sure that it was a marriage license you gave me last month?” asked Mulla Nasrudin. “Yes, Sir, What’s the matter?” “I THOUGHT THERE MIGHT BE SOME MISTAKE, SEEING THAT I HAVE LIVING A DOG’S LIFE EVER SINCE.”

Osho Jokes

Strolling through his country’s supreme honeymoon resort, Mulla Nasrudin was a picture of bliss. “But, Mulla,” asked the local barkeeper, “how is it you came here on your honeymoon without the wife?” “ARE YOU MAD, MAN?” said Nasrudin. “SURE IF … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Shortly after their return from their honeymoon the Nasrudins moved into their new house, and the bride was anxious to put into practice the lessons she had taken in cooking. Returning home one evening, the Mulla found his wife in … Continue reading

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Osho Quotes

“The proverb that says that the empty mind is the devil’s workshop is just nonsense. Just the opposite is the truth: the occupied mind is the devil’s workshop!” -Osho

Osho Jokes

“Hello, Mulla. I have not seen you for a month. How are things going with you?” “Oh,so-so. I have been married since I last saw, you,” said Mulla Nasrudin. “So I heard. As a matter of fact. I knew your … Continue reading