Osho Quotes

“Express your uniqueness in whatsoever you do. Express your individuality. Let existence be proud of you. Life will not be felt like a drag; it will become a fragrance.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

The Polack Pope was finally persuaded by his cardinals to find a woman, so that he could better understand the problems of mankind. “Well-a, okay,” said the Polack Pope, “but-a she’s-a gotta have certain qualifications. First-a, she’s-a gotta be blind, … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“People can laugh at you, it will do them good—laughter is always a medicine, healthful. People can think you are mad … just because they think you are mad, you don’t become mad.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

Pope the Polack finds that his Catholic Christian empire is crumbling. He orders all the Vatican researchers to try and find a solution to this impending disaster. One day, Cardinal Catzass comes charging into the papal office. “I’ve got it! … Continue reading

Osho Quotes

“Happiness has nothing to do with success. Happiness has nothing to do with ambition, happiness has nothing to do with money, power, prestige. It is a totally different dimension. Happiness has something to do with your consciousness, not with your … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Pope the Polack puts on civilian clothes so that he can walk around the streets without being recognized. While he is out walking, a woman comes up to him and says, “Want a blow job?” The pope says, “A blow … Continue reading