Osho Jokes

Nasrudin was standing near a river. A man on the other side shouted to him, “Hey! How can I get across the river?” “You are across!” Nasrudin shouted back.

Osho Jokes

A man noticed Nasrudin eating dates with their seeds. “Why are you eating the seeds?” the man asked. “Because,” explained Nasrudin, “the merchant who sold them to me included the weight of the seeds.”

Osho Quotes

“So the second thing to remember is never to demand perfection. You have no right to demand anything from anybody. If somebody loves you, be thankful, but don’t demand anything—because the other has no obligation to love you.” -Osho

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasrudin, a mental patient, was chatting with the new superintendent at the state hospital. ”We like you a lot better than we did the last doctor,” he said. The new superintendent was obviously pleased. ”And would you mind telling … Continue reading