Osho Jokes
The editor of the town weekly received this letter from Mulla Nasrudin: ”Dear Sir: Last week I lost my watch which I valued highly. The next day I ran an ad in your paper. Yesterday, I went home and found … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: November 2017
Osho Jokes
A political leader was visiting the mental hospital. Mulla Nasrudin sitting in the yard said, ”You are a politician, are you not?” ”Yes,” said the leader. ”I live just down the road.” ”I used to be a politician myself once,” … Continue reading
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FRUSTRATION IN THE WORLD?
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FRUSTRATION IN THE WORLD? Because there is so much expectation. Expect, and there will be frustration. Don’t expect, and there will be no frustration. Frustration is a byproduct: the more you expect, the more you … Continue reading
Osho Jokes
Mulla Nasrudin had been out speaking all day and returned home late at night, tired and weary. ”How did your speeches go today?” his wife asked. ”All right, I guess,” the Mulla said. ”But I am afraid some of the … Continue reading
Osho Quotes
“Zen is the purest of meditations: just sit silently, doing nothing.” -Osho
A laughing religion
A laughing religion Krishna is utterly incomparable, he is so unique. Firstly, his uniqueness lies in the fact that although Krishna happened in the ancient past he belongs to the future, is really of the future. Man has yet to … Continue reading
Osho Jokes
A middle-aged woman lost her balance and fell out of a window into a garbage can. Mulla Nasrudin, passing remarked: ”Americans are very wasteful. THAT WOMAN WAS GOOD FOR TEN YEARS YET.”
Osho Quotes
“Nobody loves anything more than freedom. Even love is secondary to freedom; freedom is the highest value. Love can be sacrificed for freedom, but freedom cannot be sacrificed for love.” -Osho
Osho Jokes
Mulla Nasrudin was told he would lose his phone if he did not retract what he had said to the General Manager of the phone company in the course of a conversation over the wire. ”Very well, Mulla Nasrudin will … Continue reading
Osho Jokes
Mulla Nasrudin and his two friends were discussing what they would do if they awoke one morning to discover that they were millionaires. The Spaniard friend said he would build a bull ring. The American friend said he would go … Continue reading