Osho Jokes

”You sure look depressed,” a fellow said to Mulla Nasrudin. ”What’s the trouble?” ”Well,” said the Mulla, ”you remember my aunt who just died. I was the one who had her confined to the mental hospital for the last five … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

The barber asked Mulla Nasrudin, ”How did you lose your hair, Mulla?” ”Worry,” said Nasrudin. ”What did you worry about?” asked the barber. ”About Losing my Hair,” said Nasrudin.

Osho Jokes

The minister was congratulating Mulla Nasrudin on his 40th wedding anniversary. ”It requires a lot of patience, tolerance, and understanding to live with the same woman for 40 years,” he said. ”THANK YOU,” said Nasrudin, ”BUT SHE’S NOT THE SAME … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

The boss was complaining to Mulla Nasruddin about his constant tardiness. ”It’s funny,” he said. ”You are always late in the morning and you live right across the street. Now, Billy Wilson, who lives two miles away, is always on … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

It was after the intermission at the theater, and Mulla Nasruddin and his wife were returning to their seats. ”Did I step on your feet as I went out?” the Mulla asked a man at the end of the row. … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasruddin’s family was on a picnic. The wife was standing near the edge of a high cliff, admiring the sea dashing on the rocks below. Her young son came up and said, ”Dad says it’s not safe Here. Either … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

A patrolman was about to write a speeding ticket, when a woman in the back seat began shouting at Mulla Nasruddin, ”There! I told you to watch out. But you kept right on. Getting out of line, not blowing your … Continue reading

Osho Jokes

Mulla Nasruddin was visiting the town dentist to get some advance prices on his work. ”The price for pulling a tooth is four dollars each,” the dentist told him. ”But in order to make it painless we will have to … Continue reading