Osho Quotes
“Love the person, but give the person total freedom. Love the person, but from the very beginning make it clear that you are not selling your freedom.” -Osho
Monthly Archives: October 2017
Osho Quotes
“God is not an ascetic, otherwise there would be no flowers, there would be no green trees, only deserts. God is not an ascetic, otherwise there would be no song in life, no dance in life—only cemeteries and cemeteries. God … Continue reading
Osho Jokes
After the speech Mulla Nasrudin shook hands with the speaker and said he never had a more enjoyable evening. ”You found my remarks interesting, I trust,” said the speaker. ”NOT EXACTLY,” said Nasrudin, ”BUT YOU DID CURE MY INSOMNIA.”
Osho Jokes
”It is being rumored around town,” a friend said to Mulla Nasrudin, ”that you and your wife are not getting along too well. Is there anything to it?” ”NONSENSE,” said Nasrudin. ”WE DID HAVE A FEW WORDS AND I SHOT … Continue reading
Mysticism is to know life
Mysticism is to know life Confucius was a great scholar in Lao Tzu’s time, his contemporary. The world knows Confucius more than Lao Tzu, naturally: he was a great scholar, a well-known Wiseman. Great emperors used to visit him for … Continue reading
Osho Jokes
The word had passed around that Mulla Nasrudin’s wife had left him. While the news was still fresh, an old friend ran into him. ”I have just heard the bad news that your wife has left you,” said the old … Continue reading
Osho Quotes
“You need not search for uniqueness, you are unique already. There is no way to make a thing more unique. The words “more unique” are absurd. It is just like the word “circle.” Circles exist; there is no such thing … Continue reading
Osho Jokes
The audience was questioning Mulla Nasrudin who had just spoken on big game hunting in Africa. ”Is it true,” asked one, ”that wild beasts in the jungle won’t harm you if you carry a torch?” ”THAT ALL DEPENDS,” said Nasrudin … Continue reading
Osho Jokes
”Have I not shaved you before, Sir?” the barber asked Mulla Nasrudin. ”NO,” said Nasrudin, ”I GOT THAT SCAR DURING THE WAR.”
Osho Jokes
Mulla Nasrudin who was reeling drunk was getting into his automobile when a policeman came up and asked ”You’re not going to drive that car, are you?” ”CERTAINLY I AM GOING TO DRIVE,” said Nasrudin. ”ANYBODY CAN SEE I AM … Continue reading