A Polack goes into the doctor’s surgery with both his ears burnt. “I have never seen such a case,” exclaims the doctor. “What on earth happened?” “I was ironing my clothes,” explains the Polack, “when the phone rang.” “But what … Continue reading
A gorilla in the zoo died. His female companion, after a few months, began getting violent as her need for sex increased. The zookeepers decided to get a man to make love to her. They picked up a Polack down … Continue reading
The sawmill foreman hired Sofronski, led him to a buzz saw and explained how it worked. He warned Sofronski that it was extremely dangerous, and left him alone. Sofronski, fascinated by the saw, reached out a probing finger toward it. … Continue reading
Feel the silence of the womb LET silence become your meditation. Whenever you have time, just collapse in silence – and that is exactly what I mean: collapse – as if you are a small child in your mother’s womb. … Continue reading
A pillar of energy A certain silence immediately comes to you if you stand quietly. Try it in the corner of your room. Just in the corner, stand silently, not doing anything. Suddenly the energy also stands inside you. Sitting … Continue reading
Listening REMAIN passive – not doing anything, just listening. And listening is not a doing. You have nothing to do to listen to anything – your ears are always open. To see you have to open the eyes – at … Continue reading
Becoming an astronaut of the inner space Many times in deep meditation, you will suddenly become aware as if the gravitation has disappeared. That now nothing holds you down, that it is now up to you to decide whether to … Continue reading
OSHO WITH each outgoing breath, simply say ‘Osho’ inside; not very loudly – just a whisper, but inside so that you can hear it. When the breath comes in, just wait. When the breath goes out, you call, and when … Continue reading
The Inner Smile WHENEVER you are sitting and you have nothing to do, just relax your lower jaw and open the mouth just slightly. Start breathing from the mouth but not deeply. Just let the body breathe so it will … Continue reading
‘One’ THE first step: just relax in a chair, make the whole body comfortable. The second step, close the eyes. The third step, relax the breathing. Make it as natural as possible. With each breath going out, say ‘One’. As … Continue reading